So - picture this. It's 11:00 pm & I'm done working & getting to the gym. It's usually just me & this other girl (who drives a yellow bug & has long dark hair), but there was a couple of other guys there on Monday night. I go into the restroom & change into my gym clothes...zip up my bag & take my water bottle out of the side pocket. I'm walking over to the little cubbies they have for your stuff to put my bag in there & this one guy kind of gave me a weird look...then he did it again....THEN HE DID IT AGAIN! I wanted to yell "WHAT?!?"
So, I put my water bottle on top of the cubbies & as I'm putting my bag away thinking "What the hell guy...take a picture, It'll last longer" I reach for my drink & notice a panty liner stuck to my water bottle. Don't vomit - it was unused. I keep a few other items in the side pocket of my gym bag & somehow the backing came off of the little liner & stuck to my bottle. I was like "Oh...okay. You can stare" It was hilarious.
As my dad would say "Hang on to your panty liner" (the inside joke is a freaking riot!)
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this is the sound that came out of my mouth when I read this:
darrrroooggghhhh!
You can't be to careful, you never know when those water bottles will leak.
Geez - Brittni - that's classic!!
HAHAHHAHAHAHAH a woman has no fear!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (mona)
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